Clearly I am just a bandwagon
jumper because I choose to talk about what every one else is talking about THE
VMA's. But I cant help it. There was
waaay too much going on last night.
Never mind
Kayne's antics

That should be expected people, i mean really....did you ever expect anything more from someone as self involved as he?? And SHOCKER this
isn't the first time he has done such a thing. He once got up on stage to make sure everyone knew HE deserved the award for his video that "cost a million dollars to make AND had
Pamela Anderson in it" What
hasn't she......
ill stop myself there....it cant be good.
And
never mind pink hung UPSIDE down from the rafters while she performed. AMAZING. and YES she was singing, i give her MAD props for being able to pull that off and belt it out as well. SHE ROCKS!!

But forget all that for a moment cause what i
REALLLLLLY want to talk about is Lady
freakin GAGA.
HAWHAT THE EFF??
First let me introduce you to Lady Jester/Lady Phantom of the Opera/ Lady black bird....

but seriously folks that
wasn't nearly as out there as her performance where she let the
paparazzi know that she hates them

Seriously whats with the dude to the left with the thong underwear on his face.....I
couldn't pay attention to the performance because i kept saying to myself :
"is that"
"no
that's not"
"wait, it is"
"yep its a freaking thong"
RIDICULOUS......but wait it gets worse........you think
I'm kidding.
I'M NOT
No....noo....im not talking about how she smeared blood allover herself to let the paparazzi know they are killing her....
I'm talking about this, yet again i say HAWHAT THE EFF??

However NOTHING compared to her final outfit with which the birds in my front yard would have been happy to make a home.......
yes i am speaking of the birds nest. SHEESH!
In the past if not for her the VMA's might have been pretty unentertaining, but i have to admit this year was by far the BEST VMA's I've seen in a looong time. I LOVED the MJ Tribute and Madonna's speech made me a lil weepy....and Janet ROCKED the stage for her big bro. It was definitely an interesting night!!
If you missed it I'm sure you can catch it again on MTV as they will surely play it over and over again rather than playing....oh i don't know MUSIC.
Till next time!!